![]() It had a smooth, easy hookup and a steady, reliable connection every time I used it. In fact, the We-Connect app worked flawlessly for me. Got it? This all in spite of it succeeding quite nicely as a wirelessly controlled vibrator. That’s why it pains me to say this. The Jive is a lame duck, dead in the water, my friends. Look, overall I have zero complaints about the construction. ![]() The button’s placement really does make it easy to reach and engage the power controls, if you opt-out of using the We-Connect app. It is also adorned with a long, flattened silicone tail for easy retrieval, and a single analog button conveniently located at the bottom of the retrieval tail. One of the only truly favorable things it has going for it. It’s an egg-shaped vibrator with the standard We-Vibe features i.e., it’s waterproof, USB rechargeable, and coated with a layer of buttery blue silicone. I know, it sounds more like a fantasy than any reality, but that should at least give you an idea of what I was hoping for with the Jive. Or, in other words, I’m hunting for the pinnacle of lazy masturbation. What I really want is a toy where I can simply “set it and forget it.” I’m in search of a toy that I can turn on, pop in place, and simply lay back and wait for it to deliver amazing orgasms. Trust me after this I’m seriously considering giving up on chasing the dream any further. I’ve accepted my fate, hands-free orgasms might not be in the cards for me. *Facepalm.* I know, I know, I fell for the ole hands-free promise again. What personally sold me was the possibility of attaining what must surely be the nirvana of a hands-free orgasm. ![]() ![]() So I figured the Jive could potentially be a toy I could recommend if the question of a good remote-controlled option ever arose. While I’ve never been gung-ho about the idea of a wearable remote-controlled toy, I know a lot of folx out there are. One of the main selling points is the toy’s ability to be used wirelessly via We-Vibe’s We-Connect app. In case you don’t know, the Jive is marketed as a “hands-free” or wearable vibrator. Whoops, I fear I may have gotten a little ahead of myself in my feverish rant of shock and disappointment. Rumbly, exactly like the ones I’d grown accustomed to all of my other favorite We-Vibe’s toys having. Dun, dun, dun!įorgive me for expecting the Jive to have the same range of deeply penetrating vibrations. That is until I met this unexpected plot twist. Toy after toy scored 5 out 5 stars with me. Continuing up until now with my more recent acquisitions of the Rave and We-Vibe’s dual-stim vibrator, the Nova. Going all the way back to my introduction to the brand, with some of my very first sex toy purchases, the Tango and Touch. Every single toy of theirs I’ve tried I’ve loved. If I’m honest, and yes, I’m a little embarrassed to say as much, I kinda-sorta thought We-Vibe, somehow just got me. I legitimately thought We-Vibe was the brand that came closest to representing me and understanding my needs. There is no way I could have saw this coming. Why couldn’t your Jive be as powerful and explosive as your Tango or the legend of your Salsa? You know that I practically live for your Touch. It’s like I don’t even know you anymore! I feel cheated by the Jive. We-Vibe, how could you? How could you do this? After we had such a good thing going, and for so long.
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